A lot of people are dying in Orlando. His only desire is to be left alone with his alcohol, drugs, and hermit crab. Jean-Luc, a Frenchman who is always talking, wakes him up. He is the voice in his head, and he talks to him all the time. Orlando now has to deal with Jean-never-ending Luc's questions and comments, as well as the discovery that Jean-Luc is slowly taking over every sense of his body. He also has to deal with cancer (sight, hearing, taste, smell, touch).